What happens when story of a movie becomes true in real life

I believed movies are lame and boring. And movie writers just put their fantasy with the help of pen. Let’s take an example of movie  “Liar Liar”. Where a liar lawyer got a curse as a birthday wish from his son..that he cannot speak lie. (which Bollywood copied with same storyline but had an indian version of Jim Carrey ‘Govinda’ movie name  “Kyunki Mein Zuth nahi bolta.”)

I believed in that story because I can never speak lie. And Gandhiji ruled UK for 200 years and UK was called golden sparrow in past. See, by giving this example, I just want to point out that the existent of spieces HOMO SAPIENS are based upon lie. Everything humans ever achieved, won or lost everything is mere lie to fill 56 sized ego chest. 

So…how could I believe after some stupid child’s stupid wish…Jim Carrey stopped speaking lie just because of stupid  child(i used the word stupid fourth time..wait five time I forget to calculate ..).

About a week ago..while I was chatting with my bestfriend. I had revealed one of my dark side.

I just can’t bear stupid humans. I hate going out, talking with humans..I just wish that lost contact with all of my friends and police arrest me and take me to jail..where I can live with peace alone. 

in movie ‘CHAT’  whatever Jim Carrey chatted while phone was charging got true. In one scene, when he was chatting with a girl and the girl said that..I already have a boyfriend and Jim Carrey replied with his imagination while phone was charging ..(don’t ask me..what he has typed, use your imagination)It became true..that was horrible that’s all I can say 

But I forgot that..my phone is also in charging mode…nd the very next day..I had a fight with my friend Avinash (names are changed to respect their privacy, and ps: sorry guy named Avinash..who became the fifth lakh victim of a writer who blamed everything on unknown guys like Avinash so that other Abhas can stay safe) And..yes, I had a fight with Abhas..I meant Avinash..that he wanted to watch Raes..I wasn’t sure..I said yes, then no.. again yes..and after thinking of 30 minutes..I finally said no..he was so pissed of me.

At the same day..I had a fight with other friend..who wished to eat pizza with me..I said yes, then no..then again yes(these all incident happened unintentionally, and no animals are harmed during this incident)..the rest you know(even if you don’t know..who gives fuck)

These type of small incident continued meanwhile. Like I promised to visit Puna with Nirav(obviously 5,00,002nd Avinash). And suddenly I backed off. Because of me..he’ll had to cut distance of 16 hours alone..and..one more relation..I put on stake.(this wasn’t small)

But..at last today..I lost that best friend..again unintentionally. But that very moment..I realised I had sent her the message while her phone was charging..that means.. whatever I send..will become a reality..just like the movie ‘CHAT’.

Now, I know I’m fucked..I’ve lost my friends, best friend and I’m about to get into some serious trouble and have a picnic in jail(as of I’m writing this post)

please God..if you’re hearing this..put your cell in charging mode..and put me in Tihar Jail. I know..cut off of Tihar jail are too high..10 lakh criminals of India apply in CAT(Criminal Aptitude Test) and only 1000 out of 10,00,000 get the admission after gd(group drowry) and pi(police investigation)

I know..I’ve left many points unsaid..read comments..to get clear idea)

Personal Diary : Hair

Do you ever believe in ghost exist? If your answer is yes, then can you share their images with me? Like soul ghosts are long lost. We all believe in their existence but have never seen them in real life.

The reason why I am asking right now this question is.. I can’t find any hair on my head. Like soul or ghost. Someone might have stolen them. Fucking barbers. One can only expect barbaric uncouth work from a barber. I swear to cut all my relations with the barber. Like he cut my hair without any soul or heart.  You can look at my handsome face.

kishan

I can’t blame this poor creature. I had asked myself many excused why had I trim my head.

  • Chief Minster Miss Jailalitha died in her office
  • Because I had an ‘MANNAT’ that, if I suck in CAT exam, I would give all my hair to any bald God. [but the real issue is, I tried to read much literature. But any literature until 21st century ‘KISHAN-O-PIDEA’ didn’t mention any bald god. That god named Kishan Thakar must be almighty.]
  • I had an afternoon dream about..I am sleeping in a gutter. I am covered all over with mud. I am stinking with a stigma of satire. The evil inside of me is screaming about stop global warming and live life as a green. And again I realized, this was just a dream. I woke, took a sip of 2 days old bad tea. And sleep again.

The last reason, I gave to myself was brutally honest. All I wanted in my life was to stop judging the guy, I try to pretend around the world. Hey, Guy, clear your thoughts. Believe in monotony. Just prepare for the worst.

I didn’t understand, why am I judging myself. When I know that the face, I have been displaying to the world isn’t me. Only easy way to get back to the real me is the pain. And hatred of old self.

And I said to my barbaric barber, ‘just cut the crap’

Why Indian Men Are Best Cook

As Indian men are known for a great helper to a wife, mother, girlfriend, sister. As we prefer to call it as a men cook. To be honest we would love to cook different dishes and that’s not enough. After cooking we’d love to clean kitchen. Removing dirt from dishes is the favorite part Indian men like after cooking.
(Request to repeat these steps to all my brother Bhakts, who shouts Swatch Bharat in India -Bhakt No.1)

First Paragraph Of This Article Strongle Written To Give A Voice To Male Perspective In Blogging World. Don’t Try To Compare This With Your Husband, boyfriend, Son or Brother. There Might Be Some Assholes living In Indian. We Can’t Denie That. And A Hope That My Mom or Future Wife Will Never Read This Post.

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How to lose weight by walking

I go to morning walk  daily whether it is national holiday like Diwali or Gandhi Jayanti. I am a man with rules and ethics. So my fascination was to go for jogging at Race-course in Rajkot. Race cource is a great place in Rajkot. Which is surrounded by cricket, hockey, football, athletics grounds, swimming pool, library, science center and two beautiful gardens.

‘Every actions have specific intentions inside brain’

– ‘Nonsense Nerd’

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Me and my cycle story

I went for cycling for three days in raw. First of all I want to clap for my self. World’s most active person, sorry what I just said, idle..idle..dude..(that’s okay , you don’t need to call yourself idle three times, Kishan, sorry I mentioned four times by mentioning that  I mentioned myself idle 🙂 )
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How to select in drama audition

Today was a special day for me. My college arranged audition in drama for International Human Value Education. (I know this name doesn’t sound interesting, it definitely sounds like Miley Cyrus decided to wear decent cloths)

Drama is very important in life: you need to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.

–Julia Child

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