Parody Of Handsome Arvind Kejriwal Personal Diary

Who is handsome Kejriwal’s favorite porn star and what Kejriwal has done with the money he has made from corruption? Kejriwal has answered each question with witty humor. PARODY ARTICLE READ AT OWN RISK CONTAINS LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS MAKE SURE PARENTS AREN’T AROUND

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http://www.wakeuphumor.com/dark-humor/parody/arvind-kejriwal-twitter-personal-diary/

Personal Diary : Hair

Do you ever believe in ghost exist? If your answer is yes, then can you share their images with me? Like soul ghosts are long lost. We all believe in their existence but have never seen them in real life.

The reason why I am asking right now this question is.. I can’t find any hair on my head. Like soul or ghost. Someone might have stolen them. Fucking barbers. One can only expect barbaric uncouth work from a barber. I swear to cut all my relations with the barber. Like he cut my hair without any soul or heart.  You can look at my handsome face.

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I can’t blame this poor creature. I had asked myself many excused why had I trim my head.

  • Chief Minster Miss Jailalitha died in her office
  • Because I had an ‘MANNAT’ that, if I suck in CAT exam, I would give all my hair to any bald God. [but the real issue is, I tried to read much literature. But any literature until 21st century ‘KISHAN-O-PIDEA’ didn’t mention any bald god. That god named Kishan Thakar must be almighty.]
  • I had an afternoon dream about..I am sleeping in a gutter. I am covered all over with mud. I am stinking with a stigma of satire. The evil inside of me is screaming about stop global warming and live life as a green. And again I realized, this was just a dream. I woke, took a sip of 2 days old bad tea. And sleep again.

The last reason, I gave to myself was brutally honest. All I wanted in my life was to stop judging the guy, I try to pretend around the world. Hey, Guy, clear your thoughts. Believe in monotony. Just prepare for the worst.

I didn’t understand, why am I judging myself. When I know that the face, I have been displaying to the world isn’t me. Only easy way to get back to the real me is the pain. And hatred of old self.

And I said to my barbaric barber, ‘just cut the crap’

Funny News : Blast At Istanbul : New Xbox One : 29/06/16

Indternational News

Blast At Istanbul : Really Turkey is on fire

Who left the gas on? Who..who..who.. John, now how’re we going to celebrate Christmas. This is our first Christmas together. I’ve only given you 1 responsibility and you..you..(Joanna sobs) [behind every women’s failure in cooking there’s a man]

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Romeo And Juliet….Relationships Redifined

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Thanks to blogger Antara Nandi, I’ve reached to this beautiful but thoughtful but senti-ful but plentiful and written by a fool quote.

Romeo and Juliet weren’t lucky they were born between 15-17th century..when there were no internet and they died because. of love(so heart breaking…like heart made up of chains). If they were born internet period they would’ve met on facebook, start chat on insta, committed because of whatsapp and downloaded stickers of their Chunnu and Munnu (their child names) on Hike and broke up to each other because of found cheating on each other on snapchat. After 10 days..found new Romeo or new Juliet and #eat #chat #relationship #breakUp #repeat

Spicy Blogger Of The Week: Kishan Thakar

Do you know, which day of the week is the best day in week. Of course Saturday. BLOGADDA is one of the top blogging community in India. Every week they choose spicy bloggers from India on Saturday. I know, you don’t believe this I’m one of them thanks to my last post.

I know I know, you don’t believe. How can shitty scattered blog like this can picked as a SATURDAY SPICY BLOGGER. Check out this link. I’m feeling proud to say that my name is fifth on this link for the post of GRAVEYARD OF INC.

More than selection, I love the way they explained the post.

If a political party is in the news for wrong reasons, it is common for stories be made around that party. Indian National Congress (INC) has been in news for many reasons. One of India’s oldest political organization in India is facing tough times. Kishan in his post brings out the future possibilities in a conversation between the oldest members of INC.

After reading this, I was so excited that I shared this link to all my friends on whatsapp, facebook, instagram, sms on all medium. I am still in cloud nine. This is my most exciting moment as a blogging life. I want to thank blogadda for make this dream come true.

I was really over excited that I shared my post more than I should. At least five of my friends block me. More than three called me and said some holy words those I can’t write over this blog. To those friends, if you still hasn’t read that post then please click here.

Heaven to Havoc: Graveyard of INC

I know, they won’t. Thank you all my fellow bloggers. Only because of your constant support and inspiration this day came in my life. I’m really grateful to you all.

Title of this article more sound like Student of the year. Which has three pretty students who are doing everything other than study. Same apply to this post to.

 

3 days 3 quotes : last day

This is a last day of a glory. As my fellow bloggers who had once gone through this challenge and have written these challenges way better than I ever could. What a decent quotes by famous personalities like Gandhiji, Martin Luther King, Paulo Coelho and here I am. Choosing childish Harry Potter and stupid Murphy’s law. So this is my last chance to improve my impression in blogging world by putting decent plot by a decent great person. I was really confused at first, then I made a list of decent persons and  by short down one to one, I have found a most decent decent person of century. Yes, you’re hearing right. He is right with you. Just close your eyes and open it and continue this activity twice and you’ll find nothing. Because nice place to find him is by just scrolling down because now your waiting period is over. And he is………….>

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