What happens when story of a movie becomes true in real life

I believed movies are lame and boring. And movie writers just put their fantasy with the help of pen. Let’s take an example of movie  “Liar Liar”. Where a liar lawyer got a curse as a birthday wish from his son..that he cannot speak lie. (which Bollywood copied with same storyline but had an indian version of Jim Carrey ‘Govinda’ movie name  “Kyunki Mein Zuth nahi bolta.”)

I believed in that story because I can never speak lie. And Gandhiji ruled UK for 200 years and UK was called golden sparrow in past. See, by giving this example, I just want to point out that the existent of spieces HOMO SAPIENS are based upon lie. Everything humans ever achieved, won or lost everything is mere lie to fill 56 sized ego chest. 

So…how could I believe after some stupid child’s stupid wish…Jim Carrey stopped speaking lie just because of stupid  child(i used the word stupid fourth time..wait five time I forget to calculate ..).

About a week ago..while I was chatting with my bestfriend. I had revealed one of my dark side.

I just can’t bear stupid humans. I hate going out, talking with humans..I just wish that lost contact with all of my friends and police arrest me and take me to jail..where I can live with peace alone. 

in movie ‘CHAT’  whatever Jim Carrey chatted while phone was charging got true. In one scene, when he was chatting with a girl and the girl said that..I already have a boyfriend and Jim Carrey replied with his imagination while phone was charging ..(don’t ask me..what he has typed, use your imagination)It became true..that was horrible that’s all I can say 

But I forgot that..my phone is also in charging mode…nd the very next day..I had a fight with my friend Avinash (names are changed to respect their privacy, and ps: sorry guy named Avinash..who became the fifth lakh victim of a writer who blamed everything on unknown guys like Avinash so that other Abhas can stay safe) And..yes, I had a fight with Abhas..I meant Avinash..that he wanted to watch Raes..I wasn’t sure..I said yes, then no.. again yes..and after thinking of 30 minutes..I finally said no..he was so pissed of me.

At the same day..I had a fight with other friend..who wished to eat pizza with me..I said yes, then no..then again yes(these all incident happened unintentionally, and no animals are harmed during this incident)..the rest you know(even if you don’t know..who gives fuck)

These type of small incident continued meanwhile. Like I promised to visit Puna with Nirav(obviously 5,00,002nd Avinash). And suddenly I backed off. Because of me..he’ll had to cut distance of 16 hours alone..and..one more relation..I put on stake.(this wasn’t small)

But..at last today..I lost that best friend..again unintentionally. But that very moment..I realised I had sent her the message while her phone was charging..that means.. whatever I send..will become a reality..just like the movie ‘CHAT’.

Now, I know I’m fucked..I’ve lost my friends, best friend and I’m about to get into some serious trouble and have a picnic in jail(as of I’m writing this post)

please God..if you’re hearing this..put your cell in charging mode..and put me in Tihar Jail. I know..cut off of Tihar jail are too high..10 lakh criminals of India apply in CAT(Criminal Aptitude Test) and only 1000 out of 10,00,000 get the admission after gd(group drowry) and pi(police investigation)

I know..I’ve left many points unsaid..read comments..to get clear idea)

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How to lose weight by walking

I go to morning walk  daily whether it is national holiday like Diwali or Gandhi Jayanti. I am a man with rules and ethics. So my fascination was to go for jogging at Race-course in Rajkot. Race cource is a great place in Rajkot. Which is surrounded by cricket, hockey, football, athletics grounds, swimming pool, library, science center and two beautiful gardens.

‘Every actions have specific intentions inside brain’

– ‘Nonsense Nerd’

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The First Morning

5:oo am : My alarm rang. As a daughter in law, it’s my duty to wake up first before any other wake up. That’s what my mom told me. What a bullshit! Why in the earth, people wake up at the 5:00 am in the morning. I wanted to put my request in UN(United nations) to declare any early morning person as a terrorists and threat to any society, and give order of shoot at sight who wakes up in the early morning.

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Characters of Personal Diary Of Sizuka

Sizuka Mafatlal : As you all know my name. The lead character of series, ‘Peronal Diary Of Sizuka’. I would like to eat and sleep all the time. You can call it my hobbies. To be honest, all the free time, I read books and magazines. I am a book worm. You can call me nerdy Sizuka, if you like. Again if Nerdy is my first name then my last name would be daydreamer. I fantasize a lot. Ultimately my full name is Nerdy Daydreamer Sizuka.
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Personal diary of Sizuka

Hello readers, I am Sizuka. I am recently going to be married and I have to shift my home to husband’s house.(Freaking idiot, why don’t he shift to my house, then how would life be simpler, it’s all drag, the fool society)
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we should repay our debts to evil bastards

All the time we saw each other

We wear creme and khaki as college dress

Everyone wants to look as colorful as our heart

But we were bound to rules

She wanted to break all the rules and follow the path of her heart

but I stopped her as I am always matured but honestly coward

I wanted to change my image and show how I capable to support her shoulder to shoulder

But I frightened that result will come with a high price to us

We shouldn’t fight those evil rule makers; that’s all I spoke

Here she goes, as fearless

She started protest without anyone’s support

Those evil bastards tried to make her retreat

By threatening her to make her carrier miserable

she bore all the pain and give the answer as subtle to me

Her answer gave new hope to me

She fell from all the sides

Here I am, thinking about things I never care

and ignored the person which I cared most in the world

I stood up from hell and sat beside the angel

she raised her eyes and rejuvenated her energy to fight

now our fight to look colorful as our heart

and we should pay our debts to evil bastards

My Obsession towards white

White cushion, white bad, white wall paint, white tiles, white furniture everything around me was white. I didn’t know how I had been here, the last thing I remembered was my fight with my girl friend Jigisha at Crystal Mall. I smelled fragrance of lotus perfume from outside, (as my nose is better than any dog), some girl came in my room from white door, she wore white coat, white jeans, her red eyes extremely fairer complexion, 6 feet height and perfect figure defined by Newton’s law of attraction, in one word she was a Menka the Apsara and I wasn’t Vishvamitra because I looked like an alien, crimp face and longest hair in my head had 1 centimeter length.
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12 Reasons wHy Sarabhai vs Sarabhai is the best sitcom in Indian Television History

A big bungalow with family of 20 members including driver Ramesh, gardner Ramukaka, cook Suresh, maid Nilima, Bholi bhali bichari most importantly sanskari neither Saas nor bahu, either day or night 24*7 they live in high contrast makeup, big ‘unspecified’ business owner Sasur and beta, yeah you can imagine this as a plot of 300+ daily soap running over than 40 TV channels. Why do I only watch Sarabhai vs Sarbhai which is also free stream available in Hotstar.

Reason 1:  Storyline of each episodes are unique

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