I believed movies are lame and boring. And movie writers just put their fantasy with the help of pen. Let’s take an example of movie “Liar Liar”. Where a liar lawyer got a curse as a birthday wish from his son..that he cannot speak lie. (which Bollywood copied with same storyline but had an indian version of Jim Carrey ‘Govinda’ movie name “Kyunki Mein Zuth nahi bolta.”)
I believed in that story because I can never speak lie. And Gandhiji ruled UK for 200 years and UK was called golden sparrow in past. See, by giving this example, I just want to point out that the existent of spieces HOMO SAPIENS are based upon lie. Everything humans ever achieved, won or lost everything is mere lie to fill 56 sized ego chest.
So…how could I believe after some stupid child’s stupid wish…Jim Carrey stopped speaking lie just because of stupid child(i used the word stupid fourth time..wait five time I forget to calculate ..).
About a week ago..while I was chatting with my bestfriend. I had revealed one of my dark side.
I just can’t bear stupid humans. I hate going out, talking with humans..I just wish that lost contact with all of my friends and police arrest me and take me to jail..where I can live with peace alone.
in movie ‘CHAT’ whatever Jim Carrey chatted while phone was charging got true. In one scene, when he was chatting with a girl and the girl said that..I already have a boyfriend and Jim Carrey replied with his imagination while phone was charging ..(don’t ask me..what he has typed, use your imagination)It became true..that was horrible that’s all I can say
But I forgot that..my phone is also in charging mode…nd the very next day..I had a fight with my friend Avinash (names are changed to respect their privacy, and ps: sorry guy named Avinash..who became the fifth lakh victim of a writer who blamed everything on unknown guys like Avinash so that other Abhas can stay safe) And..yes, I had a fight with Abhas..I meant Avinash..that he wanted to watch Raes..I wasn’t sure..I said yes, then no.. again yes..and after thinking of 30 minutes..I finally said no..he was so pissed of me.
At the same day..I had a fight with other friend..who wished to eat pizza with me..I said yes, then no..then again yes(these all incident happened unintentionally, and no animals are harmed during this incident)..the rest you know(even if you don’t know..who gives fuck)
These type of small incident continued meanwhile. Like I promised to visit Puna with Nirav(obviously 5,00,002nd Avinash). And suddenly I backed off. Because of me..he’ll had to cut distance of 16 hours alone..and..one more relation..I put on stake.(this wasn’t small)
But..at last today..I lost that best friend..again unintentionally. But that very moment..I realised I had sent her the message while her phone was charging..that means.. whatever I send..will become a reality..just like the movie ‘CHAT’.
Now, I know I’m fucked..I’ve lost my friends, best friend and I’m about to get into some serious trouble and have a picnic in jail(as of I’m writing this post)
please God..if you’re hearing this..put your cell in charging mode..and put me in Tihar Jail. I know..cut off of Tihar jail are too high..10 lakh criminals of India apply in CAT(Criminal Aptitude Test) and only 1000 out of 10,00,000 get the admission after gd(group drowry) and pi(police investigation)
I know..I’ve left many points unsaid..read comments..to get clear idea)