Parody Of Handsome Arvind Kejriwal Personal Diary

Who is handsome Kejriwal’s favorite porn star and what Kejriwal has done with the money he has made from corruption? Kejriwal has answered each question with witty humor. PARODY ARTICLE READ AT OWN RISK CONTAINS LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS MAKE SURE PARENTS AREN’T AROUND

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Romeo And Juliet….Relationships Redifined

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Thanks to blogger Antara Nandi, I’ve reached to this beautiful but thoughtful but senti-ful but plentiful and written by a fool quote.

Romeo and Juliet weren’t lucky they were born between 15-17th century..when there were no internet and they died because. of love(so heart breaking…like heart made up of chains). If they were born internet period they would’ve met on facebook, start chat on insta, committed because of whatsapp and downloaded stickers of their Chunnu and Munnu (their child names) on Hike and broke up to each other because of found cheating on each other on snapchat. After 10 days..found new Romeo or new Juliet and #eat #chat #relationship #breakUp #repeat

Celebration Of International YOGA Day

Conversation Between Bros

Tip: Eat Patanjali Noodles before yoga, it’ll free your body just like boiled noodles. You’ll feel no muscles in your body. Side Effect: Winking Eyes.

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My Favorite Yoga Of All Time:

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A diary of an awkward asocial boy

Disclaimer: I’m writing something after a month, so read further at your own risk

Days and nights are passing like a speed of light, before even one flick eye millions of rays of chronos passed in the fourth direction. If we think in this period, what changes human occupied in their genetics is the question remain unsolved for scientists for centuries.

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Readers, would you like to order some articles

Today, I went to hotel with my diary. Have you imagine anyone with diary at hotel? I certainly look like some kind of waiter. (anyways, waiters are always Indians) readers, would like to order something. I could post articles of your choice. Sarcasm is our specialty sir. Ingredients of sarcasm dish is over exaggerating and over reacting in small events. Sir I know this dish is literally over priced but is Shah Jahan thought for budget then how would he had built so wonderful place like Taj Mahal. I know sir none of my words, explains your question, but still readers would you like to order some articles, you can place order through comments. Thank you sir and madam for visiting.

My Obsession towards white

White cushion, white bad, white wall paint, white tiles, white furniture everything around me was white. I didn’t know how I had been here, the last thing I remembered was my fight with my girl friend Jigisha at Crystal Mall. I smelled fragrance of lotus perfume from outside, (as my nose is better than any dog), some girl came in my room from white door, she wore white coat, white jeans, her red eyes extremely fairer complexion, 6 feet height and perfect figure defined by Newton’s law of attraction, in one word she was a Menka the Apsara and I wasn’t Vishvamitra because I looked like an alien, crimp face and longest hair in my head had 1 centimeter length.
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How to select in drama audition

Today was a special day for me. My college arranged audition in drama for International Human Value Education. (I know this name doesn’t sound interesting, it definitely sounds like Miley Cyrus decided to wear decent cloths)

Drama is very important in life: you need to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.

–Julia Child

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